Welcome to the Enyimba Telenovela
Good morning. Let me start with a New Year greeting — not because it is truly a new year (we’re already over 35 days in), but because this is my […]
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Agu Thunderbolt Dispatches stubborn Bayelsa United
There are days in football when patience is tested, nerves are stretched, and belief is quietly questioned. And then, in one explosive moment, everything changes. That was the story in […]
Grit over Gift; Enyimba Bulldoze a Point in Lafia
In a league where away points are rare currency, Enyimba’s 1–1 draw against Nasarawa United on Matchday 23 felt like more than just another result. This was survival football. This […]
Nasarawa v Enyimba Preview: Can we find something from somewhere?
Good day Everyone. This evening at 4pm, we line up at the Lafia Stadium to face high-flying Nasarawa United. As mentioned in Monday’s blog, Nasarawa arrive into this fixture fresh […]
Are You Paying Attention Yet?
Good morning Everyone. Thank you, as always, for stopping by. Someone rightly pointed out that yesterday’s post was probably the saddest I’ve written in a long while. That’s true. I […]
Enyimba: A Comedy of a Football Club
Good day All. Our comedy of a football club continues to sink into new depths of caricature with every passing day. Yesterday, we travelled to Minna to face Niger Tornadoes. […]
Off the Pitch, a Mess. Seeking Solace on the Pitch
The stalemate in Aba on Sunday between Enyimba FC and Barau FC was a setback for the People’s Elephant and their supporters, who had hoped the recent improvement in home […]
Football Memories, Real-Life Problems
Good morning All. It shouldn’t be my turn to write today, but some thoughts refuse to stay bottled up. Maybe I’ll share this on Thursday, January 22, 2026. Maybe I […]
Enyimba: Progress in the Process
Enyimba’s quest for maximum points at the Enyimba International Stadium on Sunday ended in frustration as the People’s Elephant were held to a goalless draw by ten-man Barau FC in […]
Enyimba 0-0 Barau: A drab affair
Good morning, guys. The evening began with unnecessary drama as kickoff was delayed because Barau FC’s Dominic Lorfa insisted on sitting on the bench. You would think that a grown […]