This letter comes straight from the heart of a loyal fan, like kids all over the world who at this time are silently praying, convincing themselves that they have been good kids all year. Hopefully this boxing day will bring us joy.

Dear Father Christmas,

It’s that time of year again when you load up your sleigh and sprinkle joy down every chimney. As a certified nice kid (albeit one in a grown-up’s body), I’ve taken the liberty of penning my wishlist. You see, Father, Christmas in Aba isn’t quite complete unless our dear Enyimba gets the perfect package too.

First things first, have you seen the NPFL table? Or the CAF Confederations Cup Group D log? Both are enough to make even Rudolph’s nose dim. We’re sitting in 12th place domestically—12th, Father! Enyimba is too big, too proud, too legendary to be lurking in mid-table obscurity. My first wish is simple: please help us start climbing. Let’s get back to those lofty heights we once called home.

Next up, Father, we need wins. It’s been nearly two months since we’ve tasted victory, and frankly, it’s becoming hard to remember what it feels like to celebrate. Whether it’s sprinkling some magic dust on our boots or whispering pep talks into the ears of our forwards, we need to start winning. Boxing Day feels like the perfect time to turn things around, don’t you think?

And then there’s Brown Ideye—our big, bold statement signing. Father, you know how football can sometimes defy even the simplest arithmetic, right? One star striker doesn’t always equal immediate success. But we’re counting on Ideye to shine. Not just by scoring goals but by elevating the whole squad—teaching the younger lads, rallying the dressing room, and leading with passion. Please help us make this move a masterstroke, not a misstep.

Finally, and we can add one more request surely, let’s talk about the off-pitch chaos. The logistics blunders, the patchwork excuses, and the countless face-saving PR attempts—we need them to stop. We want a club that’s as smooth off the field as we dream to be on it. No more mix-ups, no more drama. Just solid, professional management that puts Enyimba first.

I don’t think I’m asking for too much here. Just some wins, some order, and a sprinkle of pride to keep our beloved Enyimba roaring into the new year.

I’ll leave some cookies by the fireplace for you and Rudolph. You deserve it, especially if you deliver this wishlist!

Merry Christmas in advance!

EnyimbaEnyi